How to Blow a Bubble
thissummerheat: Step 1: First go like this Step 2: Spin around Step 3: STOP! Step 4: Double take 3 times; 1…2…3! Step 5: Then Pelvic Thrust! Step 6: Stop on your right foot, DON’T FORGET IT! Step 7: Now it’s time to bring it around town. Step 8: Then yo do this, then this, and this, and that, and this, and that, and this. Step 9: THEN…! Thats how I do it….
attractive boy: hi I'm famous
attractive boy: hi I'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi I'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi I'm in a relationship
attractive boy: hi you're ugly
attractive boy: hi I'm fictional
I like my men like I like my coffee,
nowhere near my vagina.
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Computer: HERE LET ME FREEZE
Computer: NOPE, NO SWITCHING TABS
Hola, soy Chile, y soy el único país donde un...
She's the type of girl who responds to guys who...
Reblog if it's okay to befriend you, ask...
When you're in a group date
xxcoolstorybroxx: Your friends who are couple: You:
friend: ever wondered what the person you're going to marry is doing at this very moment?
me: they're working on their new album
WHAT'S MY NAME.
thatfunnyblog: lol reblog if you sang all of it Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?! Follow this blog.
boy: girls are so lucky they dont need to shave their faces or have boners.
girl : shaving legs, shaving arms, waxing, plucking, periods, cramps, pregnancy, giving birth, makeup, shut the fuck up.
prima-luce-vitae: omigoditschriscolfer: ...
whenhemosmiles: yeravegetabledarren: resistordesist: xioliproxy: bowiesexual: theeppytomymacca: pete-townshends-ass: omnivorousstegosaurus: theconsultingbitch: hatofulpearlfriend: pyjamazombie: hunterinadirtytrenchcoat: petaloid: boice: oh I totally understand how you feel Hana. I totally understand how you feel. this is beautiful and heartbreaking… I can...
My theme die, now my tumblr looks ugly :(
I need to find a new one u.u
fav blog: reblogs the same post from another blog
me: I REBLOGGED THAT
me: IF YOU WERE FOLLOWING ME YOU'D KNOW
me: you'll give in one day
fav blog: continues to ignore my existence
There are 10 types of fangirls →
yosura: seliens: flyhigh-kissthesky: the-absolute-best-gifs: 1) The group of creepy fangirls 2) The fangirl that ship their obsessions with someone else 3) The stalker fangirl 4) The fangirl that overreact when anything new happens 5) The intense fangirl 6) The fangirl who gets way too annoyed by other fangirls 7) The perverted fangirl 8) The sweet fangirl 9) The...