June 2012
May 2012
So I met this prostitute who said she'd do... →
wowfunniestposts:
Guess who got their homework done ?!
this blog is epic
soshootastar:
who wants to be a part of the pluto fandom
Watchxoxoitslisa:
profoundboners:
smecklesandmoose:
weirdelle:
n-o-v-e-m-b-e-r—11th:
LOLOLOLOLOL. Omfg I laughed so hard. It’s so in sync with the song.
I JUST DID THE LIDSEY LOHAN OF SPRAYING SPIT EVERYWHERE!!
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND WATCH ALL OF THIS
LOLLLLLLLL
Can you imagine if you went to the doctors and you...
“I CAN’T TELL YOU WHAT IT REALLY IS, I CAN ONLY TELL YOU WHAT IT FEELS LIKE. AND RIGHT NOW IT FEELS LIKE THERE’S A STEEL KNIFE IN MY WINDPIPE.”
Period's Late, haven't had sex. Must be carrying... →
wowfunniestposts:
what a funny blog
I can't understand teens nowadays.
what their idea of a fun weekend is:
mine:
how they hangout with friends:
how I hangout with friends:
they sleep around:
what I do with my time:
I’m so respectful and good when I’m around adults I’m like:
they’re like:
their mom says “NO”, they react by doing this:
If I did that my mother would do this:
and my mother says I AM OUT OF CONTROL
I dont understand when in horror movies...
The girl is like…
And the killer is like… and the scene ends like…
freakypencils:
deletriused:
she wears short skirts
i wear tshirts
she’s cheer captain and
i blog all night until my eyes are red and scream when people talk to me first and reach post limit and sit there for 3 hours waiting for it to let up and talk to my cat and tell him he’s a sweetie pie and dress up like a wizard
so call me maybe
“Introverts, in contrast, may have strong social skills and enjoy parties and...”
– (via outcamethesun)
