someone: what's your favorite movie
me: forgets every movie i've ever seen
putting on skinny jeans
step one: right leg
step two: left leg
step three: wiggle
step four: jump
Anyone ever find random glitter on themselves?
nicoosuxx: like where does this shit be coming from? am I a fucking fairy?
you never really know someone until you talk to them at 4 am
I hate it when you finish a really good movie
And it’s like:
When you make an epic joke and everyone starts...